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overtaking) wrote2012-01-24 01:53 am
overtaking) wrote2012-01-24 01:53 am
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player information.
name: Kyah
are you over 18?: Yep.
personal dw:craftings
email/msn/aim/plurk/etc: radicaldevilarm (AIM), ChromaDestino (plurk)
characters in abax: Miranda Lawson (overloads)
in character information.
series: Saints Row
name: The Boss
age: Character age varies because of customization for their looks and age- however for headcanon's sake I'd imagine her around 36-38 or so.
sex: F
race: Human
weight: 157 lbs
height: 5'"11
[OPTIONAL] cause of death: N/A
canon point: Post-canon, via "Gangstas... In Space!"
previous cr: --
history: The Boss' Wiki page
personality: So here's a hypothetical question you should ask yourself in getting to know Saint's Row: say you have a bunch of stuff in front of you, and want to mix it together to see what you get. What would you get if you took some nails, a hammer, baking soda, an energy drink, a phone, an iPod, a pair of panties, some meth, and some change- and then proceeded to shove them all into a blender at once?
Well, for starters, the blender would probably spark and explode, sending out all the baking soda/meth/energy drink-covered paraphanalia and dangerous flying objects into anything nearby. Meaning walls would be punctured, people might get hurt, things would be a mess, and the sparks might even cause a fire. Then you'd get in trouble, possibly arrested, or even worse. Would you hide? Scatter? Try to clean up the mess and apologize? Not in this storyline, you don't. You can't bring yourself to give a single fuck about the damages, or whoever was hurt as a result. Instead, you find it absolutely fucking hysterical.
This is essentially the Boss in a nutshell. She is a ruthless, cold, calculating, manipulative, sadistic and sociopathic bitch in heels. Everything she does is for her own, or her gang's, personal gain. As the head of the 3rd Street Saints, it's her job to take care of its followers, and to gain income in whatever way possible. In either Stilwater or Steelport, the cities are run by drugs, sex, violence, and money, all of which the Boss is in control of.
And while most people may think the heads of gangs sit on their ass in plump chairs and do nothing all day, it's the exact opposite with her. She chases after policemen, uses them as human shields against bullets, and then breaks their necks. She piledrives wrestler gangs in the face and grins like it's the best thing ever. The woman headbutts government soldiers and throws molotov cocktails at them for fun. The Boss even has a rocket launcher and blows up cars and helicopters just for shits and giggles. She has absolutely no morals, no care for innocent people, and if you accuse her of causing issues/damaging others, she will basically look at you like you're stupid, and proceed to go "...And your point is?" She does not give a fuck about what others think of her, especially if they're the goody-goody type. As long as she's respected and feared, then things are okay.
Besides being a sociopath with no care for others, the Boss has a major tendency to cause chaos wherever she goes. Whether it's falling out of a plane and freefall shooting gang members as she plummets to earth, hijacking government owned vehicles and bringing them back to her crib so they can be new toys to blow shit up with, killing zombies with a sonic wave gun and punching them down the road with her bare fists, or even sneaking on board STAG property and blowing it to hell, she never goes quietly or leaves without a bang. It's not in her nature to be subtle.
But despite having the knack for enjoying killing people and being the literal meaning of 'havoc', not all of the Boss' actions are cruel or heartless. She will do anything for those in her gang, whether it's acting like a sex slave to get ho's for Zimos and take over the Morning Star's stronghold (of which she highly protested at first because of obvious reasons), to changing her own gender to get into STAG's headquarters and free Shaundi, she will do anything and everything to save her homies. If you prove to be worth the risk, she will be loyal as hell to you, and will have your back at just about anything.
Another point to argue is that while she's known to run over people with vehicles, blow up buildings, steal ho's, and ride around with a fucking tiger in her car, the Boss does grant mercy now and then. A good case of this would be when she goes to face the head of the Decker's gang, Matt Miller, and ends up beating him in his own program. Instead of killing him then and there, he pleads with her to let him go, and in return, he'd get himself and the Deckers out of Steelport entirely. She agrees, and he's allowed to live. There's also the point where the Boss has Killbane, the head of the Luchadores, cornered in a wrestling match. He strikes a bargain with her to let him go, so she can gain the Apocafists (which quite literally blows up cars with one punch, and pulverizes people with one hit). If players choose to do so, the Boss does spare him, grants him mercy, and tells him to tap out. So not everything in the game is done with cruel intentions- more like 3/4ths of it.
In addition to this and the whole "not caring about anyone else" attitude, she's one who can get pissed off and swear to high heaven if she's mad. The woman has a habit of fucking with whoever she wants, and when they start fucking back, it's not a good sign. Call her names and insult her? She'll be irked, call you names and taunt you right back, but in the end shrug it off. Push her around and tell her to leave? She will purposely stay there just to be annoying. But try to ruin her reputation as well as the gang's? She will find you, cut off your dick, shove it down your throat, and while you're laying there in pain and agony, she will kill everyone else you love in front of you before finishing you off. It easily goes without saying that you do not insult the Boss' reputation. It's a bad idea overall. So is interfering with her plans in any way, because then that makes you a target that she will relentlessly go after.
The Boss is, simply put, a villain. She has no redeeming qualities and could not give a rat's ass about them even if she tried. Everything is about her and her gang- and if it doesn't involve them in some way, it could burn to the ground in a spectacular explosion and she would not give two fucks about it. She is a terrorist, one who overtakes places because that's what she does, and it never bothers her if she's hurting others in the process. If it's for gain, then everything else can go to hell.
abilities/powers: Oh god. Just. /face in hands
• Immunity to firearms/bullets/ammunition/lasers/what-have-you
• Immunity to explosions
• Immunity to damage from falling
• Immunity to damage from being hit by a car
• Immunity to fire
• No chance of ragdolling whatsoever
• Super strength
• Endless sprinting with no tiring or limit
• Unlimited ammo for weapons
• Ability to give every vehicle she drives a nitrous system while she drives it
• Ability to give homies a 50% health boost when they tagteam with her
• Can revive homies on the spot and make them take longer to bleed out/die so she can reach them in time
• Dual-wielding pistols and SMGs
• Ability to essentially pilot/drive/maneuver anything she steals and work it like a pro, despite never having being trained (i.e. tanks, cars, helicopters, planes, etc)
• Same goes with weapons, including melee ones (though for swords and shit she sucks because guns are her fancy)
• Athletic and extremely fit, can piledrive steroid wrestlers like it's easy as hell, pin people to her as human shields against bullets, and break necks with the twist of an arm
• Extremely high endurance
• Rapid recovery rate
• Knowledge and intel gatherer- though not exactly high in the hacking/technology end of things
• Canonizes people pretty easily into her gang
• Ability to hold up to nine slots for weapons at any time (pistols, melee, fists, special firearms, SMGs, shotguns, rifles, and explosives), as well as four kinds of off-hand weapons (grenades, electric grenades, molotov cocktails, and fart in a jar [don't ask me to explain it, it's kind of gross lmfao])
• Persuasive and manipulative as fuck (yes this is an ability shut up)
first person sample: Wow, this is fucking pathetic, that you're asking me to help you remember this shit. Really? No, I'm serious- really? You should all know this by now, and I am not pop-quizzing your asses to make you keep it in your head.
[A sigh to show how she's annoyed at the fact that no one knows her.]
You've got to be shitting me... Okay, so some of you are either blind, deaf, or retarded, and guess what? I really don't care which. You're gonna learn about this one way or another.
Here's the deal. Since some of you don't know your heads from your asses, you better listen up and pay the fuck attention. I'm only gonna explain this once. Most of you don't know the Saints. So, you're either living in a backed up piece of shit sewage that you call a home, you don't watch TV or listen to the radio- and by the way, you're a dipshit if you don't- or your parents dropped you on the head as a kid a few times. It's okay if you have to admit it, I know that saying you have a problem is the first step to making things better.
Or something like that. Whatever.
Let me educate you on the Saints. It'll be quick and painless.
One. The Saints are my gang. I go by Boss. No other names. We run Stilwater and Steelport, if I have anything to say about it. You wanna run your mouth by me? Fine. I'll give you a personal welcome with my fist up your ass if I ever see you.
Two. Don't fuck with the Saints. You mess with them, you mess with me. And you don't want to fight a lady like me, especially if you piss me off. I will make your life a living hell and make you wish you were never born.
Three. We're taking over this fucking city whether you want it to happen or not. Don't like it? Too bad, I couldn't give any less of a fuck if you did. Deal with it.
That's it. See? Simple. Any problems, bring them to me. I'll guarantee a special spot for you to kiss my ass.
third person sample: It wasn't hard to recognize where she was at this point- figuratively speaking.
This wasn't home, and because it wasn't home, no one knew her, the Saints, or her rules. Well, fuck. It was like when she woke up from that goddamn coma and had to take over Stilwater again. From the douchebags who thought they could best the Saints, no less. Ronin, Brotherhood, Sons of What-the-fuck-ever-name-it-was-that-she-did-not-give-a-shit-to-say-at-all-- who the fuck cared, she'd killed all of them and even littered the streets with Ultor's head businessman's innards. It was a warning, and one a ton of people took to heart afterward:
Don't fuck with the Saints.
Now, all she could do was wonder how much of a moron this French fuck- he had said he was Belgian, who the fuck cared now anyways- really was, to try and think he could better her. Hell, this whole "Syndicate" bullshit was absolutely pathetic, demanding she pay for robbing a bank, and keep paying this group in order to keep her life.
Obviously they had no idea who they were fucking with. Sure, they had hinted at the Saints being a franchise, but the gang knew better. They always had. Born on the streets, raised on the streets, and die on the streets- life was hard, but they knew how to live it, and live it in a way that would make the entire group proud.
But apparently these assholes, the Syndicate, were expecting her to roll over and beg like a bitch. What, did they honestly believe she- the Boss of the 3rd Street Saints- would grovel on her knees and plead for her life? Fuck. That.
She knew it was going to be difficult, at least for now. It always was, when you first started out. With Johnny gone and only Pierce and Shaundi with her currently, her resources were limited. But the Boss was the Boss. If anything, she always had a plan. And for this? She did. This one was a takeover, and it was going to make the Syndicate and Steelport regret ever bringing her around.
case no: Randomise!
name: Kyah
are you over 18?: Yep.
personal dw:
craftingsemail/msn/aim/plurk/etc: radicaldevilarm (AIM), ChromaDestino (plurk)
characters in abax: Miranda Lawson (
overloads)in character information.
series: Saints Row
name: The Boss
age: Character age varies because of customization for their looks and age- however for headcanon's sake I'd imagine her around 36-38 or so.
sex: F
race: Human
weight: 157 lbs
height: 5'"11
[OPTIONAL] cause of death: N/A
canon point: Post-canon, via "Gangstas... In Space!"
• In the mission "The Belgian Problem," The Boss and the gang get into the Morning Star's headquarters, find Oleg Kirrlov, and blow up HQ. As a result of clinging to a steel ball as it fell through the center of the building, she ended up crushing their boss, Phillip Loren, when it landed and in doing so crippled the Morning Star.
• In the mission "The Ho Boat," The Boss chose to keep the ho's and give them to Zimos, rather than settle with Matt Miller and Killbane.
• In "STAG Party," she ends up returning Josh to STAG, receiving a favor from them to take over one part of the city, no questions asked.
• Then, in "http://deckers.die," the Boss finally ends up beating Matt Miller at his own programming game, and lets him live- choosing for weapon customization discounts as a valuable reward.
• In "Zombie Attack," there's a choice to either keep the truck that contains the air zombifying virus and bring it back to make zombie homies, or dump it in the river to receive Mayor Reynold's thanks. She chooses to dump it, because Mayor Reynolds is fucking awesome and she's a big fan.
• When "Murderbrawl XXXI" arrives, the Boss chooses to unmask Killbane, gaining his humiliation as well as the mask she tore off of him.
• Finally, in "Three Way," the Boss chooses to save Shaundi over killing Killbane. Her gang means too much to her already. At the end of all this, they're declared heroes for saving a historical monument.
previous cr: --
history: The Boss' Wiki page
personality: So here's a hypothetical question you should ask yourself in getting to know Saint's Row: say you have a bunch of stuff in front of you, and want to mix it together to see what you get. What would you get if you took some nails, a hammer, baking soda, an energy drink, a phone, an iPod, a pair of panties, some meth, and some change- and then proceeded to shove them all into a blender at once?
Well, for starters, the blender would probably spark and explode, sending out all the baking soda/meth/energy drink-covered paraphanalia and dangerous flying objects into anything nearby. Meaning walls would be punctured, people might get hurt, things would be a mess, and the sparks might even cause a fire. Then you'd get in trouble, possibly arrested, or even worse. Would you hide? Scatter? Try to clean up the mess and apologize? Not in this storyline, you don't. You can't bring yourself to give a single fuck about the damages, or whoever was hurt as a result. Instead, you find it absolutely fucking hysterical.
This is essentially the Boss in a nutshell. She is a ruthless, cold, calculating, manipulative, sadistic and sociopathic bitch in heels. Everything she does is for her own, or her gang's, personal gain. As the head of the 3rd Street Saints, it's her job to take care of its followers, and to gain income in whatever way possible. In either Stilwater or Steelport, the cities are run by drugs, sex, violence, and money, all of which the Boss is in control of.
And while most people may think the heads of gangs sit on their ass in plump chairs and do nothing all day, it's the exact opposite with her. She chases after policemen, uses them as human shields against bullets, and then breaks their necks. She piledrives wrestler gangs in the face and grins like it's the best thing ever. The woman headbutts government soldiers and throws molotov cocktails at them for fun. The Boss even has a rocket launcher and blows up cars and helicopters just for shits and giggles. She has absolutely no morals, no care for innocent people, and if you accuse her of causing issues/damaging others, she will basically look at you like you're stupid, and proceed to go "...And your point is?" She does not give a fuck about what others think of her, especially if they're the goody-goody type. As long as she's respected and feared, then things are okay.
Besides being a sociopath with no care for others, the Boss has a major tendency to cause chaos wherever she goes. Whether it's falling out of a plane and freefall shooting gang members as she plummets to earth, hijacking government owned vehicles and bringing them back to her crib so they can be new toys to blow shit up with, killing zombies with a sonic wave gun and punching them down the road with her bare fists, or even sneaking on board STAG property and blowing it to hell, she never goes quietly or leaves without a bang. It's not in her nature to be subtle.
But despite having the knack for enjoying killing people and being the literal meaning of 'havoc', not all of the Boss' actions are cruel or heartless. She will do anything for those in her gang, whether it's acting like a sex slave to get ho's for Zimos and take over the Morning Star's stronghold (of which she highly protested at first because of obvious reasons), to changing her own gender to get into STAG's headquarters and free Shaundi, she will do anything and everything to save her homies. If you prove to be worth the risk, she will be loyal as hell to you, and will have your back at just about anything.
Another point to argue is that while she's known to run over people with vehicles, blow up buildings, steal ho's, and ride around with a fucking tiger in her car, the Boss does grant mercy now and then. A good case of this would be when she goes to face the head of the Decker's gang, Matt Miller, and ends up beating him in his own program. Instead of killing him then and there, he pleads with her to let him go, and in return, he'd get himself and the Deckers out of Steelport entirely. She agrees, and he's allowed to live. There's also the point where the Boss has Killbane, the head of the Luchadores, cornered in a wrestling match. He strikes a bargain with her to let him go, so she can gain the Apocafists (which quite literally blows up cars with one punch, and pulverizes people with one hit). If players choose to do so, the Boss does spare him, grants him mercy, and tells him to tap out. So not everything in the game is done with cruel intentions- more like 3/4ths of it.
In addition to this and the whole "not caring about anyone else" attitude, she's one who can get pissed off and swear to high heaven if she's mad. The woman has a habit of fucking with whoever she wants, and when they start fucking back, it's not a good sign. Call her names and insult her? She'll be irked, call you names and taunt you right back, but in the end shrug it off. Push her around and tell her to leave? She will purposely stay there just to be annoying. But try to ruin her reputation as well as the gang's? She will find you, cut off your dick, shove it down your throat, and while you're laying there in pain and agony, she will kill everyone else you love in front of you before finishing you off. It easily goes without saying that you do not insult the Boss' reputation. It's a bad idea overall. So is interfering with her plans in any way, because then that makes you a target that she will relentlessly go after.
The Boss is, simply put, a villain. She has no redeeming qualities and could not give a rat's ass about them even if she tried. Everything is about her and her gang- and if it doesn't involve them in some way, it could burn to the ground in a spectacular explosion and she would not give two fucks about it. She is a terrorist, one who overtakes places because that's what she does, and it never bothers her if she's hurting others in the process. If it's for gain, then everything else can go to hell.
abilities/powers: Oh god. Just. /face in hands
• Immunity to firearms/bullets/ammunition/lasers/what-have-you
• Immunity to explosions
• Immunity to damage from falling
• Immunity to damage from being hit by a car
• Immunity to fire
• No chance of ragdolling whatsoever
• Super strength
• Endless sprinting with no tiring or limit
• Unlimited ammo for weapons
• Ability to give every vehicle she drives a nitrous system while she drives it
• Ability to give homies a 50% health boost when they tagteam with her
• Can revive homies on the spot and make them take longer to bleed out/die so she can reach them in time
• Dual-wielding pistols and SMGs
• Ability to essentially pilot/drive/maneuver anything she steals and work it like a pro, despite never having being trained (i.e. tanks, cars, helicopters, planes, etc)
• Same goes with weapons, including melee ones (though for swords and shit she sucks because guns are her fancy)
• Athletic and extremely fit, can piledrive steroid wrestlers like it's easy as hell, pin people to her as human shields against bullets, and break necks with the twist of an arm
• Extremely high endurance
• Rapid recovery rate
• Knowledge and intel gatherer- though not exactly high in the hacking/technology end of things
• Canonizes people pretty easily into her gang
• Ability to hold up to nine slots for weapons at any time (pistols, melee, fists, special firearms, SMGs, shotguns, rifles, and explosives), as well as four kinds of off-hand weapons (grenades, electric grenades, molotov cocktails, and fart in a jar [don't ask me to explain it, it's kind of gross lmfao])
• If there needs to be a limit, let me know mods! Because this is standard of what you get in the game from pretty early on, so I wouldn't mind any cuts in what she has, or not. Your call entirely. Also I am aware she will arrive with nothing, I'm just curious to know if you'll limit her slots.
• Persuasive and manipulative as fuck (yes this is an ability shut up)
first person sample: Wow, this is fucking pathetic, that you're asking me to help you remember this shit. Really? No, I'm serious- really? You should all know this by now, and I am not pop-quizzing your asses to make you keep it in your head.
[A sigh to show how she's annoyed at the fact that no one knows her.]
You've got to be shitting me... Okay, so some of you are either blind, deaf, or retarded, and guess what? I really don't care which. You're gonna learn about this one way or another.
Here's the deal. Since some of you don't know your heads from your asses, you better listen up and pay the fuck attention. I'm only gonna explain this once. Most of you don't know the Saints. So, you're either living in a backed up piece of shit sewage that you call a home, you don't watch TV or listen to the radio- and by the way, you're a dipshit if you don't- or your parents dropped you on the head as a kid a few times. It's okay if you have to admit it, I know that saying you have a problem is the first step to making things better.
Or something like that. Whatever.
Let me educate you on the Saints. It'll be quick and painless.
One. The Saints are my gang. I go by Boss. No other names. We run Stilwater and Steelport, if I have anything to say about it. You wanna run your mouth by me? Fine. I'll give you a personal welcome with my fist up your ass if I ever see you.
Two. Don't fuck with the Saints. You mess with them, you mess with me. And you don't want to fight a lady like me, especially if you piss me off. I will make your life a living hell and make you wish you were never born.
Three. We're taking over this fucking city whether you want it to happen or not. Don't like it? Too bad, I couldn't give any less of a fuck if you did. Deal with it.
That's it. See? Simple. Any problems, bring them to me. I'll guarantee a special spot for you to kiss my ass.
third person sample: It wasn't hard to recognize where she was at this point- figuratively speaking.
This wasn't home, and because it wasn't home, no one knew her, the Saints, or her rules. Well, fuck. It was like when she woke up from that goddamn coma and had to take over Stilwater again. From the douchebags who thought they could best the Saints, no less. Ronin, Brotherhood, Sons of What-the-fuck-ever-name-it-was-that-she-did-not-give-a-shit-to-say-at-all-- who the fuck cared, she'd killed all of them and even littered the streets with Ultor's head businessman's innards. It was a warning, and one a ton of people took to heart afterward:
Don't fuck with the Saints.
Now, all she could do was wonder how much of a moron this French fuck- he had said he was Belgian, who the fuck cared now anyways- really was, to try and think he could better her. Hell, this whole "Syndicate" bullshit was absolutely pathetic, demanding she pay for robbing a bank, and keep paying this group in order to keep her life.
Obviously they had no idea who they were fucking with. Sure, they had hinted at the Saints being a franchise, but the gang knew better. They always had. Born on the streets, raised on the streets, and die on the streets- life was hard, but they knew how to live it, and live it in a way that would make the entire group proud.
But apparently these assholes, the Syndicate, were expecting her to roll over and beg like a bitch. What, did they honestly believe she- the Boss of the 3rd Street Saints- would grovel on her knees and plead for her life? Fuck. That.
She knew it was going to be difficult, at least for now. It always was, when you first started out. With Johnny gone and only Pierce and Shaundi with her currently, her resources were limited. But the Boss was the Boss. If anything, she always had a plan. And for this? She did. This one was a takeover, and it was going to make the Syndicate and Steelport regret ever bringing her around.
case no: Randomise!